Bite me

Hufflepuff | Seventh Year | Beater | Pureblood

Lorcan d'Eath. That's pronounced duh-eath. Like, 'duh, I eat'. Anyways, I'm always around and it's always a pleasure to meet me. I'd like to think I'm a nice guy, but, hey, everybody's got their own opinion. A fact, however, is that I suck. A lot.

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rodolphuss-lestrange:

Well, if I had my way when I was your age, you wouldn’t even be born… and that’d save me some galleons. Now if you can’t do anything helpful, just get out of my way.

… Ew. Were you going to, like, seduce my father so that he wouldn’t produce me with my mum? That’s really fucked up, Uncle Rod… -gasps- Can’t do anything-? My father will hear about this!

9 months ago with 83 notes — via rodolphuss-lestrange