Well, if I had my way when I was your age, you wouldn’t even be born… and that’d save me some galleons. Now if you can’t do anything helpful, just get out of my way.
… Ew. Were you going to, like, seduce my father so that he wouldn’t produce me with my mum? That’s really fucked up, Uncle Rod… -gasps- Can’t do anything-? My father will hear about this!